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Retired Parrot Coffee Mug - "I'm Retired, It's 5 O'Clock Everywhere" Ceramic Mug (11oz/15oz)
Bright, cheerful ceramic mug that brings a little vacation to every morning. A colorful parrot lounges against a sunset, holding a drink under palm fronds while the playful slogan reads “I’m Retired — It’s 5 O’Clock Everywhere.” Sipping from this glossy white mug feels like a small, daily escape — slow mornings, easy conversation, and a reminder to savor the present. The sturdy C-handle fits comfortably in hand and the vibrant print holds up through daily use. Great for porch sunrises, after-lawn-chair afternoons, or low-key gatherings with friends who appreciate humor and laid-back island vibes.
Product features
- White glossy ceramic with bright, crisp color transfer (ORCA coating)
- Available in 11 oz and 15 oz sizes with C-shaped easy-grip handle
- Microwave-safe and dishwasher-safe for everyday convenience
- Lead- and BPA-free; complies with FDA and CSC safety standards
- Vibrant printed design with durable ORCA finish; origin: China
Care instructions
- Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
ORCA coating
Rigorously tested ORCA coating ensures a brighter color transfer and a harder coating quality. An ORCA logo may be printed on the bottom of the mug
Vibrant colors
The latest printing techniques provide bright and crisp colors matching your craziest designs
Microwave-safe
Mug can be safely placed in microwave for food or liquid heating
Dishwasher-safe
Suitable for dishwasher use
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Complies with US FDA CPG Sec.545.400 and Coalition for Safe Ceramicware (CSC)
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from China
Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap.
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